IM OSSUM, RITE?

[BatLez]

I MEAN IM TEH BEST UFF LIEK ALL UFF US, M I RITE?

I M RITE.

'CUZ IM ME.

ND I HAVE THEES SEXUH GLASSES
WIF DA PINK RIMZ
BOW CHICKA BOW OW

...

I THINK I HD 2 MUCK CAFFEEN

[TC]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKER!!!!1!

IT'S OBVS THAT I M THE BEST. I HAV A SEXY COLLEKSHUN OF SEXY THINGS.

MAYNNNN WAS THIS THREAD A WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE AND ENERGY AND BREAST MILK

U JUST NEED A FAT PERSON TO SIT ON UR FACE AND ULL BE GRATEFULL 4 UR

VIRILITY

[BatLez]

I DUN WNAT A FATT PURSON ON MAI FAYCE.

MAI FAYCE IS A TEMPEL.

LIEK MAI VAGAYNA.

SO FOOK U.

FOOK U SO HRD U DIE.

DID U NO TAHT IF U POUR 2 MUCK ALCUHAWL IN UR BUM DAT U DYE?

I LERNED DIS 2DAI ON DA INTARWEBS.

DUNN TRY EET.

[Iceeh]

LOL U GUYZ R BOTH LIK HI OR SUMTHIN, LOLOL I M LIK TTLY TEH AWSUMESTS(SP?!?) 1 HER

I LOTS MI VIRILITY WEN I WAZ LIEK 5 SO LOLOL I BEET U AL IN DAT THIG

N IT WUZ IN TEH FURBIDENN(SP?!?%935) FUREYST

[TC]

WELL C IM JUST SO AWESOME I CAN PUR 1000000 GOLLUNS OF ACOHL IN MY BUM

W/O

DIENG.

N STFU IC. ICCCCC. ICU.

I LOS *MY) VRITLY OR WTFEVER WHEN I WAS IN TEH WOOM.

IM JUS THT SX1!!!!

[BatLez]

UR A LYRE, U CUNT DO DAT.

UD DYE.

I LIEK CAWLING ICEEH IC.

IC.

ITS VURY SEMPLE ND PURTY.

IC IC IC IC IC IC IC.

WEHN I HEER ICU ALL I CN THNK UFF IZ HOUSE

ND TEH ICU. INTENSIFF CAER UNFIT.

IF TAHT MAEKS SENZE AT AWL.

EYE STILL HAFF MAI VIRILITY. SOME1 TAEK EET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!

[Randy Giles]

UR A CUNT OK???

UGH UR MOMS BUSH IS VURY SEMPLE AN PURTY

I MOWED IT ONCE WITH WEED WACKERS

SHE HAD TO GO TO THE ICU

IMMA GO SHOWER

KRA FOLLOW MEEE

[BatLez]

DUNN GO SHOWA WIFF KRA

WE R HAVEING UN AFFAYER

XCEPT NO NO ID NEVUR DO DAT

IM GUD ND INNACENT ND FRAGELE ND AWL DAT SHEET.

LUV ME.